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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it
Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in
AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t
Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)
        In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goi
ASDF Movie the Cmara WayPinkie::D I baked you a cupcake!
Rainbow::eager: Oh boy, :drool: what flavor?
Pinkie::evileye: Cupcake flavor.
(mini cupcakes pops out of cupcake)
~
:sing: Luna the Moon Mare :sing:
Luna::paranoid: How did I get here again?
THE END
~
Pinkie::noes: Dashie, :worry: Did you eat my cupcake?
Rainbow::| I am your cupcake. (goes into Pinkie's mouth)
Pinkie::doh:!
~
Fluttershy::)
Discord: Hey.
Fluttershy::?
Discord::D It says gullible on the ceiling.
Fluttershy:...:hmm: oh so it do- :o ah, :( you stole my wings.
~
Oswald::fight: What are you a man or a mouse!
Mickey::facepalm:
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Sonic::omg: Why is this happening?? :fight: Why would you do this, Mario
Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i
New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?
Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."
New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i
New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna said
Commission: Guilmon Weight GainMerriment manifested a quaint village within the digital world as its occupants reveled in its annual festival. Food and drink was passed around more than a ball at a tennis court, as digimon happily ate to their hearts content and retire to one of the bath houses in the village to relax after their hearty meals. No digimon in the village lived to serve more than a humbled Gazimon humming or whistling within his spacious restaurant. Notorious for his delicious food along with his friendly demeanor, no customer left his restaurant without a satisfied grin on their face. Serving in ample amounts along with mugs of his famous rice wine,
SUPREJALE THE FANFIC 1 SMALLDICKOnce, two young speedsters named Kittyy-sama and Rissi were jusT FUCKING WALKING along, then this dude with big tall hair and shit was all like groping their girl titties like woah dude you're not Evan R in grade 5 then this big white robot dude starts like chasing that guy with the Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen and the guy just starts to pick those two girls up but one of them is fat and he's like "Whoa bitch go on a diet." and the fat girl's like "Whoa nigger you need to fuck me you're all rapist like and shit." then that robot dude picks that jackoff there up and we all fly through this big dick and shit, and then go through th
HTMR-Si no fuera un pais... 03Capítulo 3. “Existencias fantasmas”

Atolondrado por todo lo que pasaba, se disculpó con su ahora familia y se retiró. En el caminó observaba las calles con atención, el mundo que él creía conocer no existía.

Se detuvo frente a un pequeño, debía ir a investigar sobre la historia del mundo para comprender las cosas mejor. Entendía perfectamente lo de aquella nueva brecha de mar, pero ¿Por qué los cambios de territorio de Estados Unidos, Guatemala y Nicaragua?... y ¿Por qué Costa Rica no existía en el mapa?...

-¿
10 ways to annoy Chiron1. Call him a man-pony.
2. Everytime he does something awesome, instead of saying lke a boss, say like a horse! :D
3. say, "LUKE YO DADDY!?!?" (Chiron is the son of Kronos)
4. Ask him if he lives in a stable.
5. Then ask him which Saytr has the punishment for cleaning out the 'hay'
6. Tell him you speak horse, then neigh retartedly.
7. Ask him if he speaks horse, if he says no, say "I know you do, I know you do..." repeatedly until he gets mad.
8. Ask him if he knows fluttershy (or anyother character from My Little Pony)
9. If he says no, tell him you'll set him up on a playdate..
10. Get in his face, hold out a carrot and say, "Here... pony,pony,pony"
Code Breaker Chapter Four Part 1IV. Questions and Answers

Vanellope stared at the guest with a stunned look about her.

Here she was, the one that was giving her so much trouble. The same one that had supposedly fled her room, and hidden all the gold coins she had earned. It didn’t matter how she had won them. What mattered was that she hand them over peacefully. It wasn’t like she was going to lock them away forever. Yet, the way Taffyta was reacting. One would think Vanellope was doing this on purpose. Even though she had explained to her less then two hours ago, that this suspension would only be for two weeks. Now she was in her own room.

It wasn’t t
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Eternal Youth by Harold WallEternal Youth
By Harold Wall

To those of you
Who have risen from the soil
Either during or before my sprouting
I cry at your insulting words
Not out of sorrow
Nor out of regret
But out of laughter
For all who complain at my sapling-esque lifestyle
Saying that it is against the rules
Of the universal garden
Look at yourselves
Have you been so blinded
By these so-called "rules"
That none of you realize
That you've turned this beautiful garden
Into a lifeless patch of ice?

Perhaps you forgot
The eternal rain and sunshine
You received as a sapling
Perhaps you forgot
Your first sight of the garden
How it was brimming with li

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How OHSHC Came to Be -Parody-

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A man from Japan was sitting in his basement one day thinking of his next big idea.  Suddenly, he got a call from his gay cousin, and he told him that he recently got engaged to a nice man from Osaka.  The Japanese man happened to be extremely homophobic and reacted to it negatively.  In order to vent his anger, he began drawing the most hurtful stereotypes for gay people he could think of.  Luckily, his mind wasn't too warped, so the most hurtful thing he could come up with "OMG SO FABULOUS."  After his venting was over with, he began drawing the first chapter of his new manga series.

A week later, he showed the idea to the CEO of the publishing company.  He looked at it and said, "What the fuck is this shit?"  After endless bitching for 2 hours straight, the man packed up and left the office.  As he was leaving, his hateful drawing flew out of his briefcase.  The CEO took one look at it and said, "Wait a minute!"

The man said, "What is it?"

The CEO replied, "These characters…they're perfect!  I want you to make a manga about these guys!"

The man asked, "Are you fucking serious?"

The CEO replied, "Yes!  This is a marketer's dream right here!  I want the first chapter done by next week."

The man then proceeded to return home and commit hari-kiri in front of his own dog.

Another writer signed on to the project and proceeded to turn the manga into a worldwide phenomenon.

And that, my friends, is how Ouran High School Host Club was born.
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You can probably chalk this up as a Shallow Parody.

The story behind this is that in my anime club, one of the shows we have to watch is Ouran High School Host Club, and almost every person in the club loves it.

I am in the minority.

I hate the premise, I hate the characters, I hate the jokes, I hate damn near everything about it.

So I wrote up this little story as to how a show like this could possibly have been conceived. I told it to the anime club...and they thought it was hilarious.

If you are a fan of this show and you get offended by this, know this. I am not insulting the people who like this show, I'm just poking fun at the show itself. If you like this show, then by all means enjoy it and support it. I just don't care for it.
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~AdmiralBetas Oct 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
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*Goes to look up series*
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~BillysBadLuckHat Oct 14, 2011
Godspeed.
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